I'm a wiz at God of War and can play for days.
I once beat Brooks and Dunn at Pac Man while I farted deadly gas.
On grandpa's farm one summer I tried to overjoy a buffalo.
I got Coldplay's entire discography autographed by Paula Abdul on my birthday.
Devo's music always makes me feel playful.
I once beat Billy Ray Cyrus at StarCraft while I ate an entire side of beef all by myself.
